fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.
… I’m a girl
We’re both girls
oh my god
i mean usually men who are in a platonic friendship with another man are really happy for their friend when they get married and don’t longingly stare at their chairs or obsessively fold napkins or y’know, leave the wedding early and start doing drugs
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..
Elrond would survive a horror movie
Elrond has already survived several horror movies.
Elrond is Cassandra
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