Of course they know.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya
my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
Omg I cried. These always make me feel better.I am literally crying.
I might have died reading these. I’m crying and there’s snot dripping down my nose.
once I told my sister I was at home watching asylum of the daleks and it autocorrected into I’m at Holmes watching asylum of the Doritos
I will end the night of such wonderful asks in my ask-box with a little angsty Destiel I drew cuz now I ship it apparently. Don’t get me wrong, I still ship Megstiel real hard, but I ship this too. And there’s some reallly good Destiel fanart out there that I appreciate. ^_^
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
This week on My Strange Addiction:
Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’
That’s perfectly reasonable.
This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH
I would like to see more of these.
Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.
this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving
Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda